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Jessa: I bet you were born on a dirt floor.
Guy: What is that supposed to fucking mean?
Jess: It means I don't think you're cool and your mother was poor!
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matthew gray gubler + kirsten vangsness
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
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YOU ARE THE QUEENEST OF QUEENS
OHMYGODICAN’TEVEN
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
how have we, as a society, not addressed the fact that there exists in this world A FUCKING SWIMMING VAGINA OH MY GOD NO
YOU COULD JUST BE ENJOYING YOURSELF IN THE OCEAN AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU GET ATTACKED BY A VAGINA I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHO WANTS MY BLOG
Oh. My. God.Reblog for the comments.
somewhere there is a woman wondering where her vagina went. little does she know, it swam away.
i cANT BREATHE hsgfvdhjikad